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And we can also meet in secret
town in Mississippi and track (??) lots of fantastic house [Trent Lott's fantastic house]
note; Trent Lott is the U.S. Senator from Mississippi, used to be the majority leader.
By Pierre:
DUBYA HEARTS CONDI
So erh... we came across this letter in the corner of the Oval Office that Bush reserves for his most prized positions. It's a letter to Condolizza Rice, perhaps brought on by Independence Day of his feelings of inadequacy.
So let me read the letter 'cause it's fascinating:
Dear Condi,
When I saw you last time, you filled me as always, with shock and awe. I'm sorry that my response was to cut and run. You know always believe in the sanctity of marriage. But that's not the only problem. See right now, my job is
hard work. And I'm addicted to oil, and I don't know if there's enough time
for you and me to find any real homeland security together.
I know you deserving an up or down vote. But since I am the decider, you have to remain faith-based a little while longer.
I know it's about freedom, Condi. But, I guess I'm scared. It's like everyday I'm fighting this war on terror.
On second thought, yes, Lora is a big part of this, and like I've told you I'll stand up when she stands down.
She's got pretty serious weapons of mass destruction she can use against us though, I don't want to see you humiliated on my watch.
There's so many evildoers in this world. You know what would happen... Even if I did ask her for a divorce, some activist judges could work his fuzzy maths and I'd lose my political capital.
No, I've gotta fight over there, so we don't have to fight her over here. Bring her on, I just hope she doesn't go nuclear on us. Don't worry, Condi, we will prevail.
We just need to stay the course and not give her any kind of artificial timetable.
In the meantime, there is always the internets. And we can also meet in secret
town in Mississippi and track (??) lots of fantastic house. And this time, when we
making love, I promise I won't say "You're doing a heck of a job brownie" I'll try to express myself in a more sophisticated manner.
So Condi, when it comes to my true feelings, please don't misunderestimate me.
I don't have time to sit around, and wonder lonely in the Oval Office, asking different portraits "Which is the right woman for me?" In my heart, you will always be my roadmapped inner peace and just because we're apart now, it's ok.
We're making progress, good progress and what's important to the conditions on
them, ... (???) the conditions on the mattress now ... (???) what they're saying in
Washington.
After all, when it comes to love. You were underprivileged anyway. So I am sure
this is working well for you, right?
I love you.
DUBYA
By sting:
dubya hearts condi
so we came across the letter in the corner of the Oval office that Bush reserves from his most private positions. It's a letter to CR, perhaps brought on by independence day of his feelings of inadequacy.
So let me read this letter cause it is fascinating: Dear C, when i saw u last time, u feels me as always, shock and awe. i'm sorry that my response was to cut and run. you know i always believes in the sanctity of marriage. but that's not the only problem. See right now, my job is hard work. And i 'm addicted to oil, and i don't know if there's enough time for you and me to find real homeland security together.
i know u deserving up and down vote. but since i am the decider, u have to remain a ----- base a little while longer.
I know it's about freedom, c. But i guess i'm scared. it's like everyday i am fighting this war on terror.
On second thought, yes, lora is a big part ----. Listen, i've told u i'll stand up when she stands down.
She's got pretty serious weapons of mass destructions she can use against us though. I don't want to see u humiliated on my watch.
There's so many evil doers in this world. you know what would happen. Even if i did ask her for a divorce. Some activists---- judeges could work as --- ---- . And i lose my political capital.
No, i've gotta fight over there, so we don't have to fight her over here. Bring her on, i just hope she ----....new killer on us. don't worry, c, we will prevail.
We just need to stay the course and not give her any kind of artificial timetable.
And in the meantime, there is always the internets. We can also meet in secret town in Mississipps and track lots of fantastic house. And this time, when we making love, i promise i won't say "you are doing a -- of job C" I will try to express myself in a more sophisticated manner.
So condi, when it comes to my true feelings, pls don't misunder or estimate me.
I don't have time to sit around, wonder lonely in the Oval house, asking different portraits :" which is the right woman for me? in my heart, u will always be my roadmap in a peace and just because we 're apart now , it is ok.
we'r making progress, good progress and what important to the conditions on them, the conditions on the ----. Not what they are saying in washington.
After all, when it comes to love. u r under privilege anyway. so i am sure this is working well for u ,right? i love u.
DUBYA