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Language: English (Intermediate)
Category: Comedy
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Tags: Classic Sesame Street waiter Grover Frank Oz Jerry Nelson Muppets fast food 1990's
(i'll just add up the parts i think i heard or would change)
Everytime you WAIT on me (...)
And your food will be here before you EXPECT IT
o'white or o'rye, sir?
A healthy o'milk, sir
One o'rye, and one o' glass o' milk
Was that fast enough for you?
There goes your o'salad
But i wanted to eat the salad
Then you should have grabbed it, sir
If you want to eat the food....
We only guarantee the (pronounced in its stressed form using vowel i: )
We only guarantee the fast food, sir
What, yes, but...
Be with you in a (pronounced in its stressed form /ei/) moment, sir.
That does it. I'm getting out of here. I'm going to another restaurant. I'm going to Charlie's for a lunch.
(punch line): HE O'FAINTED.
By Vahap:
FATmAN -- Yeah, right after launch.Yeah,hmm yeah (!!!)
GROVER -- Good day sir,
and welcome to O'BRIEN'S fast food restaurant.May I suggest O'brien's
O'burger or O'brien's famous O'chili.
FATmAN--Oh, no! It's you from CHARLIES restaurant.Everytime you waiting on me,
I don't get what I want and it takes forever.
GROVER -- Oh no it will not take forever here, sir.Because this is a fast food restaurant. See, fast food is already made.And it comes out right away. It is a very fast food indeed.
FATmAN --Oh it's fast, Huh!
GROVER --Oh,hah,Yes.Just pick from our fast wall menu. And your food will be here before you expected, very fast.
FATmAN --Ok,Ok I'll take the o'fish,
GROVER --One o'fish.
FATmAN --the o'salad,the o'bread
GROVER-- (????) or (????) ?a
FATmAN --(????) ,And a glass of milk
GROVER --(Help me, only you serve. ??????)
FATmAN --And it'd better be fast.
GROVER --Hah,It is fast,sir.Believe me.Hmm Ok,(Chatt ???). Listen, One o'fish,One o'salad,One o'????, One of glass o'milk.
FATmAN --What was that?
GROVER --That was your o'fish.
FATmAN --But.
GROVER --That fast enough for you.
FATmAN --But...
GROVER--There is goes your o'salad
FATmAN --But I wanna eat the salad
GROVER --Then, you should grab it,sir.This is a fast food restaurant.The food is fast. If you want eat the food, You Must Be Fast Too.
FATmAN --I don't believe this.
GROVER --You have (????) o'fish, o'salad,sir.You still have chance to catch o'bread.
FATmAN --Hah,Ok Ok,I'm ready.
GROVER --Fine.
FATmAN --Where is the bread? Ohh no!
GROVER --I forget to tell you sir, the bread come from other side.
FATmAN --But I'm hungry.I want something to eat.
GROVER --We only guaranty (???) fast food serve the REST is up to you.
FATmAN --Heey
SOMEONE--Thank you.
GROVER --You're welcome.
FATmAN --What was that?
GROVER --Instant mushed patatoes not your order.Hah, there goes your glass o'milk.That would 2 dollar, sir.
FATmAN--But I haven't had eaten anyting that eat.
GROVER --But it was fast!
FATmAN --But I'm still starving.Don't you have any slow food.
GROVER --(???),Yes,But you shall need the slow waiter for that. O Tony, your shift.
TONY --Be with you in 8 moment,Sir.
FATmAN --That does it?hungring(???)out of here.I m goint to another restaurant.I'm goint to Charlie for lunch.
GROVER --Oh good.So am I.That is my other waiter job.Let's go together.I shall serve your lunch.
FATmAN --ohh.
GROVER --He OFFENDED.