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Submitted by Pierre - Erh... Waiter ! Waiter. - Yes, Sir. - Oh it is you again ! Well it is certainly nice having you back again, yes sir. What may I do for you ? Would you like to see the menu ? - No... no.. I'd like a hamburger please. - Oh... a hamburger. Very good choice. And you have another choice, you see, the hamburgers in our restaurant comes into two sizes: we have a little hamburger and we have a big hamburger. May I suggest you take the little hamburger ? - All right, let me see it. - All right, very good then. One little hamburger right away. - Erh... Make it very rare. - Yes Sir, ...(???) Charlie. - It's the same thing every time I come in here. - All right-y. You said you wanted it very rare. There is our little hamburger Sir. - Woah... That certainly is little. - Isn't it sweet ? - That's hardly enough to feed a flea. - I would not know, Sir. We have never fed the flea before. (laugh). It's a waiter joke - Well... don't wait for the laugh. - Look I don't want this hamburger, it's too small, take that one back and bring me back the big one. - Oh no no... What you want is another little one ? Maybe, you know, 3 or 4 ... but we're having lots of trouble with the big hamburger. - Look, your trouble is no concern of mine. - Erh, but, Sir I tell you... - I want the big one. Take back this little one. - No no no, let me sit down talk... I think you're making a big mistake. You see, first of all... - WILL YOU ... (??) A BIG HAMBURGER ! - Yes Sir. - I'd ... (???) - Alrighty. I warned you, I warned you, all right, Charlie, broil the burgie (??). - ...(???) you imagine the nerve of that guy trying to tell me what I want. I know what I want, I want... the big... hamburger. - (sounds) - Would like ...(???) ketchup, the little bottle or the big bottle ?

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By Pierre:

- Erh... Waiter ! Waiter.
- Yes, Sir.
- Oh it is you again ! Well it is certainly nice having you back again, yes sir.
What may I do for you ? Would you like to see the menu ?
- No... no.. I'd like a hamburger please.
- Oh... a hamburger. Very good choice. And you have another choice, you see, the hamburgers in our restaurant comes into two sizes: we have a little hamburger and we have a big hamburger. May I suggest you take the little hamburger ?
- All right, let me see it.
- All right, very good then. One little hamburger right away.
- Erh... Make it very rare.
- Yes Sir, ...(???) Charlie.
- It's the same thing every time I come in here.
- All right-y. You said you wanted it very rare. There is our little hamburger Sir.
- Woah... That certainly is little.
- Isn't it sweet ?
- That's hardly enough to feed a flea.
- I would not know, Sir. We have never fed the flea before. (laugh). It's a waiter joke
- Well... don't wait for the laugh.
- Look I don't want this hamburger, it's too small, take that one back and bring me back the big one.
- Oh no no... What you want is another little one ? Maybe, you know, 3 or 4 ... but we're having lots of trouble with the big hamburger.
- Look, your trouble is no concern of mine.
- Erh, but, Sir I tell you...
- I want the big one. Take back this little one.
- No no no, let me sit down talk... I think you're making a big mistake. You see, first of all...
- WILL YOU ... (??) A BIG HAMBURGER !
- Yes Sir.
- I'd ... (???)
- Alrighty. I warned you, I warned you, all right, Charlie, broil the burgie (??).
- ...(???) you imagine the nerve of that guy trying to tell me what I want.
I know what I want, I want... the big... hamburger.
- (sounds)
- Would like ...(???) ketchup, the little bottle or the big bottle ?

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