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Tags: woody allen oscars oscar 2002 new york city
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let me tell you why i'm here exactly ah about four weeks ago i was sitting home in my apartment in new york and phone rang and a voice in another hand said this is emotion pics academy arts science and i panic immediately because i thought that they wanted the oscars back ...because i won fews orcars over the year.s.and i thought..they..you know calling to get back..and i panic because the the point the business age and you know i've known triev anything and they said no this is not yet...that i i couldn't figure out cos my movie the course the jay scorpion was not normaly the anything this year nothing no category it suddenly hit me maybe they calling to apologise you know and i remenber during the course of the year i've walked in a fifth avenue in manhatan and a a homeless man came up to me and asked me if i would buy a lunch ,i dindn't buy a lunch but a gave 50 cents and i thought maybe certanly members of the academy had witness this and they'll going to give me a gym h.. shor... humanitary ...
cos that's cost your mind i i thought maybe that were four burger something you know this is a calculate you know i'm 66 years old the third of my life is over now...and i you know ...maybe they want a enemy but they said no they said the here the story is evel the terrible the gangters have a kurd in new york over the last year the academy want to show support mecanist and put togheter a little film a p.. rewiew the movies that had shade new york over the years
and they wanted to introduce it and i said god you can do much better than me you know when i get more..or my.nickos or spike lee or i get names names you know i if you look fifteen names guys and immortaly than i'm and smart and classic and they said yes but they are not avaliable,so i you know for new york city you know i i do anything i got my taxi i came out here it's great great movie town ever seem a little kids movies that i grow up in new york movies that we chat it it great romantic and exciting back ground for movies in new york and and and a great place to come work and make your movie cos it still a thilling and very very exciting city and a couple of weeks i gon'na be starting a another movie in the street of new york i gon'na be filming a romantic movie about a foot fetish interesting movie a a the guy the foot fetish and he falls in love with the beautiful havard professor she is absoluty beautiful she is brilhant and i she writes the newspaper of existence filosofy and he becomes sexualy routs by her foot nootss you know and the begins of films whithin in manhattan so i it remans a great great city the film you about to see now the clips we lovely in put it togheter by terrific new york film make nora eufram and you can roll it any time you want..