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Good morning **did some force ,today I am trying to put 51 jokes into one four-minute video. Why shouldn't we probably get started.
1. What is the 1 snowman said to another snowman? Smell like carrots.(个人ç†ðˆ§£ð¼šå› ä¸ºð‰›ªäººçš„ð‰¼»åæ˜¯ðˆƒ¡ðˆåœåšçš„ð¼Œæ‰€ä»¥ð‰›ªäººð‰—»ðˆµ·æ¥åƒðˆƒ¡ðˆåœã€‚å¤–å›½ðˆ¿˜æœ‰ä¸€ä¸ªç¬‘ðˆ¯ðˆ¯´ð¼šä»€ä¹ˆä¸œðˆ¥¿çœ‹ä¸ðˆ§ä½†ð‰—»ðˆµ·æ¥åƒðˆƒ¡ðˆåœð¼Ÿç”ð¼šå…”åæ”¾å±ã€‚ð¼‰
2. What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom– linoleum blown apart(个人ç†ðˆ§£ð¼šå½“ä½ æŠŠä¸€ð‰¢—æ‰‹æ¦´å¼¹æ‰”åˆ°æ³•å›½äººçš„æµ´å®¤ð‰‡ŒåŽä¼šçœ‹åˆ°ä»€ä¹ˆð¼Ÿç”ð¼šð‰“ºåœ°çš„ç²˜å¸ƒðˆ¢«ç‚¸ð‰£žäº†ð¼‰
3.What’s red and smells like blue paint? Er… red paint.ð¼ˆä»€ä¹ˆæ˜¯çº¢ðˆ‰²çš„ð¼Ÿä½†æ˜¯ð‰—»ðˆµ·æ¥å¥½ðˆ±¡æ˜¯ðˆ“油漆ð¼Ÿç”ð¼šçº¢æ²¹æ¼†ð¼‰
4.What’s the difference between coyote
and flea? One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.å±±ç‹—å’Œðˆ·³ðˆš¤æœ‰ä»€ä¹ˆåŒºåˆ«ð¼Ÿä¸€ä¸ªæ˜¯åœ¨ð‰«˜åŽŸä¸ŠåšŽå«ð¼Œä¸€ä¸ªæ˜¯åœ¨æ¯›å‘ð‰‡Œæ¸¸å¼‹ã€‚æˆ‘ðˆ®¤ä¸ºä¸»ðˆ¦æ˜¯å‘ð‰Ÿ³ç›¸ä¼¼ð¼Œæ¯”ðˆ¾ƒä¿çš®
5.What is one wall saying to the other wall? Let’s,er,meet at the corner.一ð‰¢å¢™å’Œå¦ä¸€ð‰¢å¢™ðˆ¯´äº›ä»€ä¹ˆð¼Ÿðˆ®©æˆ‘们å†ðˆ½¬ðˆ§’相ð‰‡ð¼Œðˆ½¬ðˆ§’ð‰‡åˆ°çˆ±ð¼Œå¶åƒå‰§ð¼Ÿð¼Ÿð¼Ÿ
6.How come seagulls live by the sea?"
"Because! If they lived by the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!"(ä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆæµ·ð‰¸¥ðˆ¦ä¾ð‰ 大海生å˜ð¼Ÿå› 为如果他们ä¾ð‰ 湾生活ð¼Œä»–们就æˆäº†æ¹¾ð‰¸¥äº†ð¼‰
7.Why cows wear belts? ‘cause they no more do work.ð¼ˆä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆæ¯ç‰›ðˆ¦æˆ´ç¼°ç»³ð¼Ÿå› 为他们ä¸å·¥ä½œð¼‰
8.What do you call a nosy pepper?"ð¼ˆä½ æ€Žä¹ˆç§°å‘¼çˆ±ç®¡ð‰—²äº‹çš„ðˆƒ¡æ¤’å•Šð¼Ÿðˆƒ¡æ¤’生æ„ð¼‰
"Jalapeno business!"
9.How come a man drive a train by a lightning? Well, he was a good conducter. ð¼ˆä¸€ä¸ªç”·äººå¦‚何ð‰ ð‰—ªç”µð‰©¾ð‰©¶ç«ðˆ½¦ð¼Ÿå› 为他是一个好的导体ð¼‰
10.What's the difference between camping and molestation?"ð¼ˆå®¿ðˆ¥å’Œæ€§ð‰ªšæ‰°æœ‰ä»€ä¹ˆåŒºåˆ«å—𼟠我ä¸çŸ¥ð‰“ã€‚å¥½ð¼Œæ—¢ç„¶ä½ ä¸çŸ¥ð‰“ð¼Œå‘¨æœ«æƒ³åŽ»å®¿ðˆ¥å—ð¼Ÿð¼‰
"Uh... I don't know."
"Well, since you don't know, you wanna go camping this weekend?"
11.How does Snoop Dogg wash his whites?"
"Bleotch."ð¼ˆä¸ªäººç†ðˆ§£ð¼šå²åŠªæ¯”ç‹—æ€Žä¹ˆæ´—ä»–çš„ç™½å¸¦ð¼Ÿç”案ð¼šç”¨BLEOTCHð¼‰BLEOTCH在美国俚ðˆ¯ðˆ¯å…¸ç”¨å››ç§ðˆ§£ð‰‡Šð¼š
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
3. Bleotch 1 up, 6 down
An alternate spelling of the word "*****," or "blitch"
Another example of andrew's adding l's to words, such as blaybe
"What does snoop dogg wash his clothes with?"
"Bleeoootchhh!"
4. bleotch 2 up, 8 down
the code word for brownhouse, the apartment where all the action is at the university of illinois, urbana-champaign.
It developed from the joke: how does snoop dogg say bleach? Answer: bleeotch!
hey bleotch!
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12.What happened to a magical tractor? Turned to a feild.ð¼ˆð‰”术ä¸çš„æ‹–拉机怎么啦ð¼Ÿçªç„¶å˜æˆäº†ç”°åœ°ð¼ˆæŒ‡å˜æ²¡äº†ð¼Œæˆ‘想å¯ðˆƒ½ðˆ¯´çš„æ˜¯å¤§å«ð‰”æœ¯ðˆ¡¨æ¼”ä¹‹ç±»çš„å§ð¼‰ð¼‰
13.What do vegetarian zombies say?"ð¼ˆåƒç´ çš„ðˆ›‡æ€ªðˆ¯´ä»€ä¹ˆå‘¢ð¼Ÿðˆ‰å•Šð¼ð¼ð¼‰
"GRAAAAIINNSS..."
14.Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.(æ—¶ð‰—´ä¼¼ç®ð‰£žð‰€ð¼Œæ°´æžœä¼¼ð‰¦™ðˆ•‰ä¸€æ ·ð‰£žð‰€ð¼‰
15.What's brown and sounds like a bell?"ð¼ˆä»€ä¹ˆæ˜¯ðˆ¤ðˆ‰²çš„ð¼Œå“ðˆµ·æ¥åƒð‰’Ÿð¼Ÿå½“ð¼ð¼ð¼ð¼‰
"Dung!"
16.How does **water get to a forest? He walks.ð¼ˆðˆ¿™ä¸ªå¬ä¸æ‡‚ð¼Ÿðˆ¯·å¤§å®¶æ ¡å¯¹ð¼‰
17.Why did the algae and the fungus get married?"ð¼ˆæµ·ðˆ—»å’Œðˆ˜‘ðˆ‡æ€Žä¹ˆç»“婚了ð¼Ÿå› ä¸ºä»–ä»¬ð‰•¿çš„åƒð¼‰
"They took a likin' to each other."
18. How would u put yatch on the ship?a little trumbling,a little jumperð¼ˆðˆ¿™ä¸ªå¬ä¸æ‡‚ð¼Ÿðˆ¯·å¤§å®¶æ ¡å¯¹ð¼‰
19.How do you fit 5 Charizards and 2 Bulbasaurs on a bus?"
"You poke 'em on."ð¼ˆä½ 怎么把两头喷ç«ð‰¾™åŠ 5ä¸ªå¦™ðˆ›™ç§åå®‰æŽ’åœ¨ä¸€ðˆ¾†æ±½ðˆ½¦ä¸Š
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20.What if a cowboy have a quicker dog? ‘cause somebody told me it would get a longer **.
21.How dou you get a ** radio***?You got another radio **right the
next door.Bingo.
22.What does a teenage boy have in common with the enzyme helicase?"
"They both want to unzip your genes."
23.What would be eggs saved in water? It would be made up for I hardly I got by a chick.
24. Look, *******lock her move, come back,dark ** pose,look closely to him,my microphone.Dark ** pose look closely at him and says :â€I know it’s getting for Christmas….â€
“What ? How? That’s impossible.â€
“I felt your presents.â€
25.Why do chicken coops only ever have two doors?"
"Because if they had four then they'd be a chicken sedan!"
26.What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?"
"One goes: Whack! 'Darn!' and the other goes: 'Darn!' Whack!"
27.I tried to build an irony detector? But the darn thing just won't work."
"Why, what's wrong with it?"
"It detects everything but irony."
28.What would d** say about their text paper? Rough!
29.The doctor **** one shoe. The b** says:â€Oh, it’s a shoe.â€The doctor says:â€No,I found one.â€
30.What is blacken away,…….I think it is rolling down the hells.What is blacken away laughing?That person was pushing him.
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