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51 Jokes (in Four Minutes)
Submitted by: sting on Feb 13, 2009

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Description: How many jokes can you tell in four minutes? It's hard to squeeze 'em in, but here Hank is telling 51 jokes (all submitted by nerdfighters) in less than four minutes. Hank's cd SO JOKES: http://www.dftba.com
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By sting:
Submitted on Feb 13, 2009

Good morning **did some force ,today I am trying to put 51 jokes into one four-minute video. Why shouldn't we probably get started.

1. What is the 1 snowman said to another snowman? Smell like carrots.(个人ç†ðˆ§£ð¼šå› ä¸ºð‰›ªäººçš„ð‰¼»å­æ˜¯ðˆƒ¡ðˆåœåšçš„ð¼Œæ‰€ä»¥ð‰›ªäººð‰—»ðˆµ·æ¥åƒðˆƒ¡ðˆåœã€‚å¤–å›½ðˆ¿˜æœ‰ä¸€ä¸ªç¬‘ðˆ¯ðˆ¯´ð¼šä»€ä¹ˆä¸œðˆ¥¿çœ‹ä¸ðˆ§ä½†ð‰—»ðˆµ·æ¥åƒðˆƒ¡ðˆåœð¼Ÿç­”ð¼šå…”å­æ”¾å±ã€‚ð¼‰





























2. What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom– linoleum blown apart(个人ç†ðˆ§£ð¼šå½“ä½ æŠŠä¸€ð‰¢—æ‰‹æ¦´å¼¹æ‰”åˆ°æ³•å›½äººçš„æµ´å®¤ð‰‡ŒåŽä¼šçœ‹åˆ°ä»€ä¹ˆð¼Ÿç­”ð¼šð‰“ºåœ°çš„ç²˜å¸ƒðˆ¢«ç‚¸ð‰£žäº†ð¼‰





































3.What’s red and smells like blue paint? Er… red paint.ð¼ˆä»€ä¹ˆæ˜¯çº¢ðˆ‰²çš„ð¼Ÿä½†æ˜¯ð‰—»ðˆµ·æ¥å¥½ðˆ±¡æ˜¯ðˆ“油漆ð¼Ÿç­”ð¼šçº¢æ²¹æ¼†ð¼‰





























4.What’s the difference between coyote









and flea? One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.å±±ç‹—å’Œðˆ·³ðˆš¤æœ‰ä»€ä¹ˆåŒºåˆ«ð¼Ÿä¸€ä¸ªæ˜¯åœ¨ð‰«˜åŽŸä¸ŠåšŽå«ð¼Œä¸€ä¸ªæ˜¯åœ¨æ¯›å‘ð‰‡Œæ¸¸å¼‹ã€‚æˆ‘ðˆ®¤ä¸ºä¸»ðˆ¦æ˜¯å‘ð‰Ÿ³ç›¸ä¼¼ð¼Œæ¯”ðˆ¾ƒä¿çš®





























5.What is one wall saying to the other wall? Let’s,er,meet at the corner.一ð‰¢å¢™å’Œå¦ä¸€ð‰¢å¢™ðˆ¯´äº›ä»€ä¹ˆð¼Ÿðˆ®©æˆ‘们å†ðˆ½¬ðˆ§’相ð‰‡ð¼Œðˆ½¬ðˆ§’ð‰‡åˆ°çˆ±ð¼Œå¶åƒå‰§ð¼Ÿð¼Ÿð¼Ÿ





























6.How come seagulls live by the sea?"
"Because! If they lived by the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!"(ä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆæµ·ð‰¸¥ðˆ¦ä¾ð‰ å¤§æµ·ç”Ÿå­˜ð¼Ÿå› ä¸ºå¦‚果他们ä¾ð‰ æ¹¾ç”Ÿæ´»ð¼Œä»–们就æˆäº†æ¹¾ð‰¸¥äº†ð¼‰



























7.Why cows wear belts? ‘cause they no more do work.ð¼ˆä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆæ¯ç‰›ðˆ¦æˆ´ç¼°ç»³ð¼Ÿå› ä¸ºä»–们ä¸å·¥ä½œð¼‰








8.What do you call a nosy pepper?"ð¼ˆä½ æ€Žä¹ˆç§°å‘¼çˆ±ç®¡ð‰—²äº‹çš„ðˆƒ¡æ¤’å•Šð¼Ÿðˆƒ¡æ¤’生æ„ð¼‰
"Jalapeno business!"





























9.How come a man drive a train by a lightning? Well, he was a good conducter. ð¼ˆä¸€ä¸ªç”·äººå¦‚何ð‰ ð‰—ªç”µð‰©¾ð‰©¶ç«ðˆ½¦ð¼Ÿå› ä¸ºä»–是一个好的导体ð¼‰





























10.What's the difference between camping and molestation?"ð¼ˆå®¿ðˆ¥å’Œæ€§ð‰ªšæ‰°æœ‰ä»€ä¹ˆåŒºåˆ«å—𼟠我ä¸çŸ¥ð‰“ã€‚å¥½ð¼Œæ—¢ç„¶ä½ ä¸çŸ¥ð‰“ð¼Œå‘¨æœ«æƒ³åŽ»å®¿ðˆ¥å—ð¼Ÿð¼‰
"Uh... I don't know."
"Well, since you don't know, you wanna go camping this weekend?"





























11.How does Snoop Dogg wash his whites?"
"Bleotch."ð¼ˆä¸ªäººç†ðˆ§£ð¼šå²åŠªæ¯”ç‹—æ€Žä¹ˆæ´—ä»–çš„ç™½å¸¦ð¼Ÿç­”案ð¼šç”¨BLEOTCHð¼‰BLEOTCHåœ¨ç¾Žå›½ä¿šðˆ¯­ðˆ¯å…¸ç”¨å››ç§ðˆ§£ð‰‡Šð¼š

1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.




1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.


2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.



3. Bleotch 1 up, 6 down
An alternate spelling of the word "*****," or "blitch"

Another example of andrew's adding l's to words, such as blaybe







"What does snoop dogg wash his clothes with?"

"Bleeoootchhh!"


4. bleotch 2 up, 8 down
the code word for brownhouse, the apartment where all the action is at the university of illinois, urbana-champaign.

It developed from the joke: how does snoop dogg say bleach? Answer: bleeotch!
hey bleotch!


SNOOPY是美商ðˆ”åˆå›¾ç‰‡ç¤¾æ——下的一个å¡ð‰€šæ¼«ç”»å½¢ðˆ±¡ð¼Œðˆ¯žç”Ÿå·²æœ‰55年历å²ð¼Œå¦‚ä»Šå·²ð‰£Žð‰¡å…¨çƒð¼ŒSNOOPY也æˆä¸ºå¤§å®¶ç†Ÿæ‚‰çš„åå­—ð¼Œæ·±å—大家的喜爱ð¼Œð‰šä¹‹æ¼”å˜æˆå„类产å“出现在我们的生活中。





























12.What happened to a magical tractor? Turned to a feild.ð¼ˆð‰­”术中的拖拉机怎么啦ð¼Ÿçªç„¶å˜æˆäº†ç”°åœ°ð¼ˆæŒ‡å˜æ²¡äº†ð¼Œæˆ‘想å¯ðˆƒ½ðˆ¯´çš„æ˜¯å¤§å«ð‰­”æœ¯ðˆ¡¨æ¼”ä¹‹ç±»çš„å§ð¼‰ð¼‰





























13.What do vegetarian zombies say?"ð¼ˆåƒç´ çš„ðˆ›‡æ€ªðˆ¯´ä»€ä¹ˆå‘¢ð¼Ÿðˆ‰å•Šð¼ð¼ð¼‰
"GRAAAAIINNSS..."





























14.Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.(æ—¶ð‰—´ä¼¼ç®­ð‰£žð‰€ð¼Œæ°´æžœä¼¼ð‰¦™ðˆ•‰ä¸€æ ·ð‰£žð‰€ð¼‰





























15.What's brown and sounds like a bell?"ð¼ˆä»€ä¹ˆæ˜¯ðˆ¤ðˆ‰²çš„ð¼Œå“ðˆµ·æ¥åƒð‰’Ÿð¼Ÿå½“ð¼ð¼ð¼ð¼‰
"Dung!"





























16.How does **water get to a forest? He walks.ð¼ˆðˆ¿™ä¸ªå¬ä¸æ‡‚ð¼Ÿðˆ¯·å¤§å®¶æ ¡å¯¹ð¼‰





























17.Why did the algae and the fungus get married?"ð¼ˆæµ·ðˆ—»å’Œðˆ˜‘ðˆ‡æ€Žä¹ˆç»“婚了ð¼Ÿå› ä¸ºä»–ä»¬ð‰•¿çš„åƒð¼‰
"They took a likin' to each other."





























18. How would u put yatch on the ship?a little trumbling,a little jumperð¼ˆðˆ¿™ä¸ªå¬ä¸æ‡‚ð¼Ÿðˆ¯·å¤§å®¶æ ¡å¯¹ð¼‰





























19.How do you fit 5 Charizards and 2 Bulbasaurs on a bus?"
"You poke 'em on."ð¼ˆä½ æ€Žä¹ˆæŠŠä¸¤å¤´å–·ç«ð‰¾™åŠ 5ä¸ªå¦™ðˆ›™ç§å­å®‰æŽ’åœ¨ä¸€ðˆ¾†æ±½ðˆ½¦ä¸Š
ç­”æ¡ˆæ˜¯ð¼šæŠŠä¸€å‰¯POKEMAN牌带上去ð¼‰


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20.What if a cowboy have a quicker dog? ‘cause somebody told me it would get a longer **.





























21.How dou you get a ** radio***?You got another radio **right the



next door.Bingo.





























22.What does a teenage boy have in common with the enzyme helicase?"
"They both want to unzip your genes."





























23.What would be eggs saved in water? It would be made up for I hardly I got by a chick.





























24. Look, *******lock her move, come back,dark ** pose,look closely to him,my microphone.Dark ** pose look closely at him and says :â€I know it’s getting for Christmas….â€





























“What ? How? That’s impossible.â€





























“I felt your presents.â€





























25.Why do chicken coops only ever have two doors?"
"Because if they had four then they'd be a chicken sedan!"





























26.What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?"
"One goes: Whack! 'Darn!' and the other goes: 'Darn!' Whack!"





























27.I tried to build an irony detector? But the darn thing just won't work."
"Why, what's wrong with it?"
"It detects everything but irony."





























28.What would d** say about their text paper? Rough!





























29.The doctor **** one shoe. The b** says:â€Oh, it’s a shoe.â€The doctor says:â€No,I found one.â€





























30.What is blacken away,…….I think it is rolling down the hells.What is blacken away laughing?That person was pushing him.




























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