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Humbert: No.
Charlotte: No, it’s probably just a 24-hour bug. Exactly, he was looking forward to meeting you.
Lolita: Has anybody seen my other sneaker?
Your breakfast, professor Humbert. Don’t tell mother, but I ate all you bacon.

Charlotte: Dolores, that was Mrs. Farlow.
Lolita: So?
Charlotte: So Rose has a temperature and she can't go to Hourglass Lake.
Lolita: Oh, yeah?
Charlotte: Do not use that tone with me. Are you ready for church?
Lolita: I am not going to that disgusting church.
Charlotte: Young lady…
Lolita: No picnic, no church
Charlotte: That is fine with me. It is YOUR conscience. And I want your room spick-and-span by the time I get home, and wash your hair, young lady.
Lolita: I DID wash it.
Charlotte: When?
Lolita: Couple of months ago.
Charlotte: Ahhhh…
Humbert: Sweetheart.
Lolita: I could be a dancer. That’s a major option. Cause I do have a natural grace. You know, kind of sad beauty.
Charlotte: Sort of SAD. That’s right.
Humbert: I’d like to see you dance some time.
Charlotte: Little girls always want to be ballerinas, don't they? I know I did, but I was… ah, how should I put it, a tad too plump? Is that the right word?
Lolita: Yes.
Charlotte: I’ll get more vouvray.
Humbert: Hmm.
Lolita: Make her take us to Hourglass Lake tomorrow.
Humbert: Me?
Lolita: Mm-hm. She’s do anything you say. She’s getting a thing about you.
Charlotte: Whisper, whisper. What are you two so cozy about?
Humbert: Um, did I ever tell you both that I was once a… that I was once a… um, that I was, I was once a cook in the North Pole?
Lolita: A cook, huh?
Humbert: Well, not exactly a cook. I opened a few cans. …weather expedition, and I shot a polar bear.
Charlotte: No.
Humbert: Well, I didn’t hit it.
Lolita: Why did you shoot a polar bear? It’s a lousy thing to do.
Humbert: Because I found it with its face, listen to this, in the ice cream mixer. And I couldn’t possibly let that pass because we lived off ice cream.
Lolita: You are out of your *, Humphy.
Charlotte: Will you stop fidgeting the doll? And now we all think Lo should go to bed, Lo?
Lolita: What do you mean, pale face?
Humbert: So, anyway, as I was saying, there I was, with my white polar bear gun. Blend in, eh?
Lolita: It’s me. Woo. Hello. No, I am sorry. She’s busy.
Charlotte: I hope you can forgive her bad manners.
Lolita: Now what? Hahah, look, it’s my modern dance creation.
Charlotte: Dolores Haze. Turn that music down. Ah, she’s an absolute pest. Just slap her hard if she interferes with your meditation. Psst!
Charlotte: Hum, Hum, do you know that I have one most ambitious dream, to get a whole of a real trained maid like that German girl that * spoke of and have her live in the house.
Humbert: No room.
Charlotte: Oh, shame, shame. You underestimate the possibilities of our humble household. We will put her in Lo’s room. I intended to turn that hole into a guest room anyway.
Humbert: But where would Lo sleep?
Charlotte: Little Lo, I am afraid, does not enter the picture at all. Little Lo goes straight from camp to a good boarding school with strict discipline and some sound religious training.
Lolita: I won't go!
Charlotte: I want all of these name tags sewn on your clothes by tomorrow.
Lolita: I don't want to go.
Charlotte: I don’t believe I asked your opinion, Dolores.

Lolita: I don't want to go and you can't make me.
Charlotte: Look, we all think it's a good idea. Professor Humbert thinks it's a good idea,

I think it's a good idea, and you are going!
Lolita: Double crosser!
Humbert: Ow!
Charlotte: I asked you to put that suitcase in the car an hour ago! Louise, thank you so much for helping the poor child. Goddamn it! Dolores, I told you to put this lunch basket in the back seat!
Lolita: Why you always tell me to do everything? I'm the one who’s not gonna eat it.
Charlotte: Louise! Brussels sprouts and meat loaf for dinner.
Louise: All right. Drive careful.
Charlotte: Thank you. Let's go!
Louise: Bye, my baby. You be good. I'm gonna miss you. … sleep, my baby
Charlotte: Dolores! Let's go! Speed it up! Get in the car! Now what?! That child!
Charlotte: Louise, maybe tenderloin.
Louise: That'd be good.
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Does anybody see my OTHER sneaker?





your breakfast,professor hamert.
Don't tell mother, I ate all you bacon.






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I want to be a dancer.ought to be major option.



I do have a natural grace.no, we can’t be sad beauty.------.






I like to see you dance sometime.

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