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Isn't this software right yet?
My business is (cripple) (???)
And you, Sr
Remove that tattoo at once
Sr, the system is failing because of poor planning
We need architects
What we need is a system that supports my business
That's what we need architects
Come with me
What, What, Where are we ...?
This is the environment of the business you're conducting
And this (???) is the system you're constructing
Your developers are working hard
But Sir, is up to you to provide right support.
Hey, is the guy with that tattoo.
Sir, pay attention, please.
I've got responsabilities.
The first of whishes to this crue.
Wha... What am I supposed to do.
We have no light to help us see
We're lacking in security
Some headrooms on that we can stand
We need some tools, we need a plan
Oh dear ...
Sir, let me introduce you three architects:
The erterprise architect
Hello
The solution architect
How you're doing?
And the infrastructure architecture
Charmed
Or in this world, a town planner
a building architect
and utilities planner
Thats right, nice job!
Why do i need architects
Well your building does not fit here, sir
just have a look around
your throwing off the balance of this peaceful little town, yes
this tools are insuficient
for the job at hand
listen to this ladie, sir
and get yourself a plan, please
your elevator goes up but not down
the building is so thin that makes me frown
your passages way are much too small, by the way, you're building is gonna fall.
your electrical is all a mock
You've faucets but no aquaduct
your entrance is a traffic jam
my good man, you need a plan
now you have a plan
now you have an architect
now you'd better pay attention
this is vital i suspected
like a building or a city
every system needs a plan
architecture, designs the model
and puts control into your hands
i liked it, i liked it
so what do you think?
can the system be build?
to better harmonize
we disperse total spread
your skyscraper will be all this park instead, look see
we provide your team with tools
so they can work unstressed
I'll let my fellow architects explain the rest, please go, please, please
your elevator now goes both ways
we opened up this passage ways, see
wide enough to move around
your building's all structually sound
pipes go water, electric too
your team can see
all they own too
your road is wider than before
my friend i think we have the cure
yes, yes, very good
ladies and papas, you've got it
now you have a plan
now you have an architect
now your business is supportive
your developers' content
like a building or a city
every system needs a plan
architecture, designs the model
and puts control into your hand
nice job everybody
oh hey! nice tattoo

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