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Submitted by sting Frogs. I could never eat frog’s legs, um, why, I don’t, you don’t, I don’t wanna think I am the rest of the frog. But you take away the legs of a frog, there’s not much left of a frog, really, isn’t it? Frogs, basically, are just legs with eyes. Just really long legs with eyes, like the Olsen twins. That’s what they are. I don’t know why Matt Olsen twins always look cool. Miracle, I don’t know. Most famous frogs in the world, of course, Cabot the frog, yes Karen, American’s frog, greatest frog in America. Yeah, yeah, that’s in show, we had them on that show. Cabot, the frog, he’s fifty years old Cabot, the frog, I guess. No ? on him, the, you know, green door cracker, I guess. He’s doing well, Cabot, he’s living in Branson Missouri. I think. He doesn’t show with ???. My god, it is easy being green. Do you know, the er. I’m foreign people funny? Or maybe not. You know, the, the frog, that tape of frog ？？ was the FU ,er, FU ?. You ?? listening. Do you heard of that there’s thousand tapes, you can get these tools and you leak them, you start her listening. And I’m thinking how is that discovered? Hell, there’s anyone, you know, I’m born, legs’ out, legs and frogs. See what happens. We can catalog the results for leg, Why any old fairy tales, all the princesses kissed the frog, it turn into a prince. I don’t think that really happened, I think it was like ??? That will be it, I, I don’t know much of frogs as you probably know by now. But all I’ve learnt about animals was watching the animal documentaries, you know, the press, the Discovery, the Animal Planet, or something, they are always narrated by David Ed brothers, the English guy, always very quiet. So let’s talking like this. He always talks very quiet to the king of beasts is now emerging from his long sleep. He was always acting like he was right next to the animal and be quiet, he’s in the studio somewhere watch them, yes I have to be quiet, in case the lion hears me, it’s a phone, he was found it was like him in ----(一个电影名不知道) or something, yes, I see dung beetles. 青蛙，我可吃不了青蛙腿，为啥，我不想感觉我就是青蛙的其他部位。而且，你把青蛙的腿去掉了，它就剩不了多少东西啦，是不是？青蛙基本上就是腿加眼睛嘛。长长的腿，大眼睛，就像Olsen twins一样。就是这样的。我真不明白怎么会有人觉得Olsen twins很酷呢?奇迹啊，不知道了。当然了，世界上大多数有名的青蛙，比如Cabot青蛙，美国青蛙，美洲最大的青蛙。嗯，是的，还上过电视，那个什么电视里就有青蛙。Cabot青蛙现在已经50岁了，我想。？？？饼干。他现在过的很好，住在密苏里州的Branson。？？？天啊，变绿真是容易啊。你知道吗，我是老外，好笑吗？可能也不是。关于青蛙？？的录像带，？？？。你听说过吗，有很多这样的带子，你可以拿一盘来，然后？？？我就奇怪，这是怎么发现的呢？天，有没有人，“我出生啦，我的腿出来啦，有腿就是青蛙。”看看，就是这样。我们甚至可以把青蛙腿都分门别类。为什么在所有的童话里，所有的公主一亲青蛙，他就变成王子了呢？我觉得不太可能，我觉得应该是？？？就说到这里。我现在估计对青蛙的了解都没你们多了。我对动物的了解都是从动物记录片里面学来的。Discovery啊，Animal Planet啊什么的。那些记录片都是David Ed兄弟主持的，英国人，说话总是很小声。所以我们这样说话好了。他总是很小声的说话，就像他在和随时都会从长眠中醒来的万兽之王说话似的。他总是装作就在动物的旁边，很小声。谁不知道他其实就是在演播室里面看那些动物的啊。还说，嗯，我得小声点儿，不然狮子会听到我说话的。就是个麦克风嘛。有人看见他就像是在电影？？里面那样，是啊，我都看到甲壳虫啦。 Based on Man of Steel's work 问号代表不理解或者没听出来原话

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Frogs. I could never eat frog’s legs, um, why, I don’t, you don’t, I don’t wanna think I am the rest of the frog. But you take away the legs of a frog, there’s not much left of a frog, really, isn’t it? Frogs, basically, are just legs with eyes. Just really long legs with eyes, like the Olsen twins. That’s what they are. I don’t know why Matt Olsen twins always look cool. Miracle, I don’t know. Most famous frogs in the world, of course, Cabot the frog, yes Karen, American’s frog, greatest frog in America. Yeah, yeah, that’s in show, we had them on that show. Cabot, the frog, he’s fifty years old Cabot, the frog, I guess. No ? on him, the, you know, green door cracker, I guess. He’s doing well, Cabot, he’s living in Branson Missouri. I think. He doesn’t show with ???. My god, it is easy being green. Do you know, the er. I’m foreign people funny? Or maybe not. You know, the, the frog, that tape of frog ？？ was the FU ,er, FU ?. You ?? listening. Do you heard of that there’s thousand tapes, you can get these tools and you leak them, you start her listening. And I’m thinking how is that discovered? Hell, there’s anyone, you know, I’m born, legs’ out, legs and frogs. See what happens. We can catalog the results for leg, Why any old fairy tales, all the princesses kissed the frog, it turn into a prince. I don’t think that really happened, I think it was like ??? That will be it, I, I don’t know much of frogs as you probably know by now. But all I’ve learnt about animals was watching the animal documentaries, you know, the press, the Discovery, the Animal Planet, or something, they are always narrated by David Ed brothers, the English guy, always very quiet. So let’s talking like this. He always talks very quiet to the king of beasts is now emerging from his long sleep. He was always acting like he was right next to the animal and be quiet, he’s in the studio somewhere watch them, yes I have to be quiet, in case the lion hears me, it’s a phone, he was found it was like him in ----(一个电影名不知道) or something, yes, I see dung beetles.

青蛙，我可吃不了青蛙腿，为啥，我不想感觉我就是青蛙的其他部位。而且，你把青蛙的腿去掉了，它就剩不了多少东西啦，是不是？青蛙基本上就是腿加眼睛嘛。长长的腿，大眼睛，就像Olsen twins一样。就是这样的。我真不明白怎么会有人觉得Olsen twins很酷呢?奇迹啊，不知道了。当然了，世界上大多数有名的青蛙，比如Cabot青蛙，美国青蛙，美洲最大的青蛙。嗯，是的，还上过电视，那个什么电视里就有青蛙。Cabot青蛙现在已经50岁了，我想。？？？饼干。他现在过的很好，住在密苏里州的Branson。？？？天啊，变绿真是容易啊。你知道吗，我是老外，好笑吗？可能也不是。关于青蛙？？的录像带，？？？。你听说过吗，有很多这样的带子，你可以拿一盘来，然后？？？我就奇怪，这是怎么发现的呢？天，有没有人，“我出生啦，我的腿出来啦，有腿就是青蛙。”看看，就是这样。我们甚至可以把青蛙腿都分门别类。为什么在所有的童话里，所有的公主一亲青蛙，他就变成王子了呢？我觉得不太可能，我觉得应该是？？？就说到这里。我现在估计对青蛙的了解都没你们多了。我对动物的了解都是从动物记录片里面学来的。Discovery啊，Animal Planet啊什么的。那些记录片都是David Ed兄弟主持的，英国人，说话总是很小声。所以我们这样说话好了。他总是很小声的说话，就像他在和随时都会从长眠中醒来的万兽之王说话似的。他总是装作就在动物的旁边，很小声。谁不知道他其实就是在演播室里面看那些动物的啊。还说，嗯，我得小声点儿，不然狮子会听到我说话的。就是个麦克风嘛。有人看见他就像是在电影？？里面那样，是啊，我都看到甲壳虫啦。

Based on Man of Steel's work
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