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Language: English (Beginner)
Category: Comedy
Views: 723
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Tags: apple gates jobs microsoft vista supernews current iphone webby award nominated nominee
Correction to angelito:
"jobs: It's sucks, you sucks i'm cool and you're a pathetic old man"
Change to:
jobs: It sucks, you suck, i'm cool and you're a pathetic old man
By Kantalk:
Great job!
One correction: "the genuine market" in "Jobs: crazy about converging technologies for the genuine market" might be "the Gen Y market" (generation Y).
By angelito:
jobs: hello, i'm steve jobs and i'm a mac.
gates: hi, i'm bill gates and i'm a pc.
jobs: woh, what you workin' on bill?
gates: oh, this is vista it's my new operating system
jobs: It's sucks, you sucks i'm cool and you're a pathetic old man
gates: hey!
jobs: iphone bitch!
gates: arrrggg
jobs: noogies--noogies for the nerd
gates: steve, what are you doin?
jobs: well, i'm just remindin' everyone that pc's are for part offers and mac's get you laid
gates: woh, that's what you try to convinced people love here. but, i mean
what is this place, where the hell are we?
jobs: you're in the i-world bill
gates: what's up with that music?
jobs: and i am a god here.
gates: It's like baby music.
gates: steve?
jobs: just the conventional thinking...
jobs: laughing
gates: you're crazy
jobs: crazy about converging technologies for the genuine market
gates: arrrggg, what's that?
jobs: it's an i-house!
gates: but there's no windows
jobs: exactly! then laughing
gates: pc's still control 90 f the market
jobs: not for long!
gates: arrrggg
jobs: huh?, an explorer window? H-how did you?
gates: windows works on a mac now, remember? bye bye!
jobs: no........ finder!!!
finder: yes, my lord
jobs: find bill gates and delete him
finder: with pleasure
jobs: then empty the trash
finder: laughing
finder: finder sings...
"i am the mighty finder, i can find anything"
jobs: finder?
finder: "you can run windows but you cannot hide from the ghost in the machine"
jobs: what are you doing?
finder: "there is no escape button, no control or delete yeahhh..."
finder: up, hold on a second.
finder: here he is, he was over here.
jobs: you can't hide from progress bill.
gates: and neither can you, It's my new zune saber
jobs: let's see here, videos, music, op, here we go.
jobs: to the death!
gates: prepare to meet your programmer.
commodore 64: step your host foolin'
gates: commodore 64?
jobs: he's the number one sellin' computer of the 80's
commodore 64: number sellin' computer of all time.
but now i'm old and i can only look at you two with pride. oh...
you connected the world to the internet, and now no matter where you are
you can go online and look at hot co-pornographies
you can look at orgy's, gang bang's, hot girl on girl action
commodore 64: died.... hehehehe
jobs: bill i'm sorry for makin' fun of nerds
gates: that's ok steve! i'm sorry for being such a whiner.
jobs: friends?
gates: friends!