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Submitted by Lukasz (I couldn`t understand everything so please feel free to fill in the gaps and correct possible mistakes. I`d be greatful for your feedback. Enjoy the cartoon! It`s really wicked! - Lukasz) Homer: Ok, let`s see... as needed. Caution! Objects may appear more edible than they actually are. Marge: What`s that down the stairs. It`s smoke! Lisa: It smells like the art teacher`s office. Homer: /sings along to Deep Purple`s record/ Smoke on the water! You burned down the gambling house. It died with an awful sound. I am hungry for a I think Marge: Homer you`re doing drugs! And now I`m guilty of possession! I can go to prison unless I testify against you. Homer: Marge it`s making my eyes better and it`s legal! I can walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and he just has to sit there grooving on it. Ned Flanders: Hi diddly hey Homer! Homer: Oh my God! This dude does the best Flanders! You got the moustache and the diddly. Ok, now you Ned: Homer it`s me Ned. Homer: Alright. The God dude. Hey! I got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? Ned: Well, sure. Of course he could but then again.. Wow Homer: Now you know what I`ve been going through. Ned: Well, luckily I`ve got a book right here that`s jam packed with the answers. Homer: Oh man, this is long... Could you read it to me? Ned: I guess that could be arranged. /Ned`s reading/ Lord Jesus be with God`s people. The end. Homer: Wow! Well, God does so much for me and He doesn`t ask anything in return. Ned: I know He`s wishing you to sing this petition to re-criminalise medicinal marihuana. Homer: Done and done! Now you Ned: Well, ok. I guess it will go something like this. Alright Simpson, you are under arrest, see. Simpson: I said /Voices from TV/ ... free chandelier . You muttonheads this is why we can never hold down a job. Homer: Look at He`s so high. Homer`s friend: is spelled backwards. Homer: And is backwards. Homer`s friend: Now I`m scared. Marge: Homer, I don`t mean to nan but what does this have to do with healing your eyes? Homer: I`m so out of here. This just in. The marihuana recriminalisation initiative took another step forward today as supporters collected the final signature required to place it on a ballot for next Tuesday`s election. Homer: We got to get up and step that initiative. Margee, I`m gonna need ten thousand veggieburritos. Homer`s friend: Marge: Homer you don`t need drugs anymore. Your eyes are all better. Homer: Eyes? What the hell are you talking about? Lisa: I want my old dad back. The one who is yelling all the time and... you know I`m not really sure what I want... Marge: Homer, it`s over. I want you to look at your children and promise them you will never do drugs again. Homer: Alright, I`ll do it for my kids. Bart: As long as you`re doing things for me, when you walk around a house. Homer: Never! Homer`s friend: Yeah I can still crash here, right? Homer: Get out! Homer`s friend: Remember when I dropped my keys and you thought my phone was ringing? Homer: Oh yeah.... Get out! Moe: What`s the matter Homer? You`re drunk but you`re not like slumpy drunk. Homer: cold turkey isn`t as delicious as it sounds. Moe: Look, I`m really glad you`re off the wacky-tabbac Homer`s friend: You were getting all spacy in everything. We were gonna have an invention. Carl: Yeah, but in the plenty party I got alcohol poisoning. I nearly died. Moe: I was already making excuses not to go to your funeral. Homer: It`s been three days and my mind is clearer, my sperm is up and I`m able to recognize simple shapes and patterns. Lisa: Dad, you just said that three minutes ago. Homer: I`m regardless, I will no longer be a slave to this! Marge: Why are you keeping that thing?! Homer: As a reminder.

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Marge: What`s that billowing down the stairs. It`s smoke!
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Homer: ....Ok, now you wig 'em.
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Bart: As long as you`re doing things for me, would you tie the bath robe when you walk around a house?

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(I couldn`t understand everything so please feel free to fill in the gaps and correct possible mistakes. I`d be greatful for your feedback. Enjoy the cartoon! It`s really wicked! - Lukasz)

Homer: Ok, let`s see... as needed. Caution! Objects may appear more edible than they actually are.

Marge: What`s that down the stairs. It`s smoke!
Lisa: It smells like the art teacher`s office.
Homer: /sings along to Deep Purple`s record/ Smoke on the water! You burned down the gambling house. It died with an awful sound. I am hungry for a I think
Marge: Homer you`re doing drugs! And now I`m guilty of possession! I can go to prison unless I testify against you.
Homer: Marge it`s making my eyes better and it`s legal! I can walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and he just has to sit there grooving on it.

Ned Flanders: Hi diddly hey Homer!
Homer: Oh my God! This dude does the best Flanders! You got the moustache and the diddly. Ok, now you
Ned: Homer it`s me Ned.
Homer: Alright. The God dude. Hey! I got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Ned: Well, sure. Of course he could but then again.. Wow
Homer: Now you know what I`ve been going through.
Ned: Well, luckily I`ve got a book right here that`s jam packed with the answers.
Homer: Oh man, this is long... Could you read it to me?
Ned: I guess that could be arranged.

/Ned`s reading/ Lord Jesus be with God`s people. The end.
Homer: Wow! Well, God does so much for me and He doesn`t ask anything in return.
Ned: I know He`s wishing you to sing this petition to
re-criminalise medicinal marihuana.
Homer: Done and done! Now you
Ned: Well, ok. I guess it will go something like this. Alright Simpson, you are under arrest, see.
Simpson: I said

/Voices from TV/ ... free chandelier .
You muttonheads this is why we can never hold down a job.
Homer: Look at He`s so high.
Homer`s friend: is spelled backwards.
Homer: And is backwards.
Homer`s friend: Now I`m scared.
Marge: Homer, I don`t mean to nan but what does this have to do with healing your eyes?
Homer: I`m so out of here.
This just in. The marihuana recriminalisation initiative took another step forward today as supporters collected the final signature required to place it on a ballot for next Tuesday`s election.
Homer: We got to get up and step that initiative. Margee, I`m gonna need ten thousand veggieburritos.
Homer`s friend:

Marge: Homer you don`t need drugs anymore. Your eyes are all better.
Homer: Eyes? What the hell are you talking about?
Lisa: I want my old dad back. The one who is yelling all the time and... you know I`m not really sure what I want...
Marge: Homer, it`s over. I want you to look at your children and promise them you will never do drugs again.
Homer: Alright, I`ll do it for my kids.
Bart: As long as you`re doing things for me, when you walk around a house.
Homer: Never!

Homer`s friend: Yeah I can still crash here, right?
Homer: Get out!
Homer`s friend: Remember when I dropped my keys and you thought my phone was ringing?
Homer: Oh yeah.... Get out!

Moe: What`s the matter Homer? You`re drunk but you`re not like slumpy drunk.
Homer: cold turkey isn`t as delicious as it sounds.
Moe: Look, I`m really glad you`re off the wacky-tabbac
Homer`s friend: You were getting all spacy in everything. We were gonna have an invention.
Carl: Yeah, but in the plenty party I got alcohol poisoning. I nearly died.
Moe: I was already making excuses not to go to your funeral.

Homer: It`s been three days and my mind is clearer, my sperm is up and I`m able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.
Lisa: Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.
Homer: I`m regardless, I will no longer be a slave to this!
Marge: Why are you keeping that thing?!
Homer: As a reminder.

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