ah Hello, it's nice to see you all here. Now, as the more perceptive of you probably realized by now this is Hell and I am the Devil - Good evening - But you can call me Toby, if you like. We try to keep things informal here.. as well as infernal. That's just a little joke (...) I tell it every time. Now, you all are here for eternity. UH ! Which I hardly need to tell you is a heck of a long time. So you're all get to know eachother pretty well by the end. But for now I'm going to have to split you up into groups. Will you stop screaming ?! Thank you. Now, murderers, murderers.. over here please.. thank you. Looters and pillagers over here, thieves if you could join them and lawyers (...) Fornicators if you could step forward... oh my God there are lot of you...can I split you up into adulterers and the rest. Male adulterers if you could just form a line in front of that small guillotine in the corner there... The French.. are you here ? Okay.. If you just like to come down here with the Germans... I'm sure you have plenty to talk about. Okay. Atheists... atheists ? over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwit ! Oh nevermind... And finally Christians... Christians....ah yes I'm sorry, I'm afraid the Jews were right ....if you could come down there that'd be really kind, thank you. Okay. Right ..well ..are there any questions ? Yes ? No, I'm afraid we don't have any toilets. If you'd read your Bible, you might have seen that is was damnation without relief. So, if you didn't go before you came then I'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much. But then I believe that's the idea. Okay. Well it's over to you.. Adolf. And I'll catch you all later at the barbeque. Bye.

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I learned it by myself

it is an excellent record.where have you learned the English language so nicely?

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