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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly. A man in the house is worth two in the street. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. You don't know a woman till you've met her in court. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

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By JulieAnn Mendoza 田真爱:

nice quotes... nice reading too.

By tilwayne:

ye i kinda of picked all the quotes i liked the most , apart from that , thnx for the accent thing despite the "everybody" in the end it sort of slipped lol

By Lynn:

hehehehe.... I couldn't stop laughing, and u have a very good accent , thank u...

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